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Monday, August 26, 2013

Funny Shayari

Funny Shayari


Hum Aaj Bhi Dil Ka Aashiyana Sajane Se Darte Hain,
Baagon Mein Phool Khilaney Se Darte Hain,
Hamari Ek Pasand Se Tut Jaayeinge Hazaaro Dil,
Tabhi Toh Hum Aaj Bhi Girlfriend Bananey Se Darte Hain…


Log Kehte Hai Ki Pyar Ek Aisi Bimari Hai,
Jiski Koi Dawa Nahi Hoti,
Hum Kehte Hai Bewfai Ek Aisi Dawa Hai,
Jisse Ye Bimari Dubara Nahi Hoti…



Wo ishk to karti hai par janon nahi karti.
Wo katal to karti hai par khon nahi karti.
Eis kadar kanjoos hai meri chahne wali
Mis call to karti hai phon nahi karta…


Ishq Key Khayaal Bohat Hain..
Ishq Key Charche Bohat Hain..
Sochte Hain Hum Bhi Kar Le Ishq..
Par Sunte Hain Ishq Mein Kharche Bohat Hain..


Door se dekha to kuchh dikha nahi…
Dooor se dekhaaa… to kuchh dikha nahi…
Paas jake dekhaa to kuchh tha hi nahi…

Door se dekha to Patthhar dikhta tha…
Dooor se dekha… to Patthharr dikhtaa thaa…
Paas jake dekha to… suchmuch Patthhar hi thaa.

Door se dekha to paani baras raha tha
Door se dekha to paani baras raha tha
Paas gaya… to bheeg gaya.

Dur se dehka to ‘Dharmendar’ lag raha tha!
Dur se dehka to ‘Dharmendar’ lag raha tha!
Pass se dekha to ‘Bandar’ nikla!!!!


Ishq Key Khayaal Bohat Hain..
Ishq Key Charche Bohat Hain..
Sochte Hain Hum Bhi Kar Le Ishq..
Par Sunte Hain Ishq Mein Kharche Bohat Hain..

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