Computer Sms

Computer Sms

Which computer do you have?

Girl: Which computer do u have?

Boy: I have a computer with intel core i7

processor at 3.3 ghz, windows 7, 64 bit, 8gb ram

& nvidia gtx 560 graphics card.

Boy: which computer do YOU have???

Girl: A PINK ONE !!

Wife: Dear, this computer is not working as per my command

Wife: Dear, this computer is not working as per my command.

Husband: Exactly darling!

its a computer, not a Husband..!!

Dear Computer User

Category: Computer Sms, Funny Sms.

Dear Computer User,

I Do Appreciate Your Kind Attitude Towards

The Keys 0f Keyboard,

But

0ne question…

Why Do You Press All Keys Softly n Hit Me

With All Your Power?

Yours sincerely,

‘ENTER’ Key!

Dil agar CPU hota to aapki sabhi yadon ko SAVE Kar sakte

Category: Computer Sms, Funny Sms, Hindi Sms.

Dil agar CPU hota to aapki sabhi yadon ko SAVE Kar sakte,

Dimag mein agar PRINTER hota to khayallo ka PRINT OUT nikal lete,

Dhadkan mein agar PEN DRIVE hoti to zindagi ka BACKUP lete,

Mann mein jo BLUETOOTH hota to baton ko TRANSFER kar lete,

Ankhon mein jo WEBCAM hota to tasvir ko RECEIVE kar lete,

Kash Zindagi bhi ek COMPUTER hoti to use bhi RESTART ker lete,

Kaaash aisa hota?

Be a Programmer, Think Differently

Category: College-School Sms, Computer Sms, Funny Sms, Naughty Sms.

Teacher Gave Him Punishment

To Write 5000 Times

“I Will Not Throw Paper Airplanes In Class…”

And Submit It Tomorrow….

Next Day, He Submitted The Paper Written

#Include

Void Main( )

{

Clrscr( );Int N;

For( N=1 ; N<=5000 ; N++ )

Printf(“I Will Not Throw Paper Airplanes In Class”); Getch( ); }

Be A Programmer… Think Differently

Girl setting password

Category: Computer Sms, Funny Sms, Girls-Boys Sms.

Girl setting password with Boy-Friend sitting beside her

She types “BRAIN” as password

Boy-Friend fell off his chair Laughing Bcoz

Laptop replied: TOO SMALL

GODS are also I.T. Engineers

Category: College-School Sms, Computer Sms, Funny Sms, God Sms.

GODS are also I.T. Engineers

BRAHMA

System installer

VISNU

System supporter

SHIV

System Programmer

NAARAD

Data transfer

YAM

Deleter

MENKA

Virus!

Google maybe the most powerful search engine but

Category: Computer Sms, Funny Sms.

FUNNY JOKE

Google maybe the most powerful search engine

but,

it can’t search

.

.

.

.

Hansi ko INBOX Anso ko OUTBOX

Category: Computer Sms.

Hansi ko INBOX

Anso ko OUTBOX

Gusay ko HOLD

Muskan ko SENT

Help ko OK

Dil ko VIBRAT kro

Phr dekho zindgi ki RING TONE

kesi pyari mehsos hogi.

Sir- Wo Teen Words Batao Jo

Category: Computer Sms, Funny Sms, Hindi Sms.

Sir: Wo Teen Words Batao Jo Subse Jyada Bole Jate Hain ?

STUDENT: Mujhe Nahi Pata….

Sir: Shaabash Beta, Baith Jao..!