New Year haryanvi Sms

Pyaar To Jindagi Ka Afsana Hai ,
Iska Apna Hi Ek Tarana Hai ,
Pata Hai Sabko Milenge Sirf Aansu ,
Par Na Jaane Duniya Me Har Koi Kyu Iska Diwana Haihappy newyear

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~New Year haryanvi Sms~

eacher: kaal kyo koni aayo re… (you were absent yesterday)
student: kutio khaygio… (dog bite me.)
teacher: dikha. (to legs)
student: dekho… (please)
teacher: ghaav ro koi nisan to koni.. (there is no hack in legs)
student: kutio “BOKLHO” ho

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~New Year haryanvi Sms~

Subah sham thari ghani yaad aawe se,
Sari raat manne jagawe se,
Karne ko kar lu call tanne,
Per customer care ki wa chori bar bar balance low batawe se!

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~New Year haryanvi Sms~

Ik Haryanvi apni khoobsurat bivi k saath car mein baith ke honeymoon pe ja raha tha.
Driver ne sheesha set kiya. Haryanvi gusse mein bola:
meri bivi ko dekhkta hai, piche baith, car mein chalaunga]

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~New Year haryanvi Sms~

Ek jat doosre jat sey,
“Arre tanney bera ke Hanuman bhi jat tha?”
Doosra bolya, ” Tanne kyunkar bera patya?”
Pehley alla bolya,
“Lugai to ram ki kho gayi thi aur aag Hanuman ne apni poonch mein lagwa li! Jat ke bagair aur koi issa kam kar sakk hai?”

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~New Year haryanvi Sms~

One haryanvi jatt order chicken in hotel……when cook start cutting onion 4 this……….
jatt said:-pyaz mat dalna navratre chal rahe hain…….

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~New Year haryanvi Sms~

teacher: kaal kyo koni aayo re… (you were absent yesterday)
student: kutio khaygio… (dog bite me.)
teacher: dikha. (to legs)
student: dekho… (please)
teacher: ghaav ro koi nisan to koni.. (there is no hack in legs)
student: kutio “BOKLHO” ho.

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~New Year haryanvi Sms~

Ek tau bus conductor se boojhan lagya, “Re bhai manne Rohtak jana, ya bus kitt jaegi?”
O bolya, “Dilli jagi”.
Tau pher bolya, “Per is board pe to Rohtak likh rakhya se.”
Conductor bolya, “Tau nu kar, tu isse board pe baeth ke bug ja pher.”