Insult Sms Jokes & Messages

Girl meri jeans 2000 ki hai Mera top 3000 ka hai

Category: Funny Sms, Girls-Boys Sms, Insult Sms, Jokes.

Girl meri jeans 2000 ki hai. Mera top 3000 ka hai.

Mere jute 1500 ke hain.

Boy bus kar….. Phle chain band kar pagli….

20 rupye wali chaddi dikh rahi hai.

Ladkiyo ke 7 jhut?

Category: Flirt Sms, Funny Sms, Girls-Boys Sms, Insult Sms.

Ladkiyo ke 7 jhut?

1. I Love u.

2. Aapki kasam.

3. U r my 1st love.

4. Balance nahi hai.

5. Awaaz nahi aa rahi.

6. Parents sath mein hai.

7. Me tumhe hi yaad kar rahi thi.

Full form of Girl

Category: Flirt Sms, Funny Sms, Girls-Boys Sms, Insult Sms, Naughty Sms.

G:- Ghomne phirne ki shokeen

I:- Innocent

R:- Rone ki machine

L:- Larko ki pocket khali karne wali.

Apne mobile ko facewash lagakar garm pani se dhokar

Category: Funny Sms, Hindi Sms, Insult Sms, Naughty Sms.

Apne mobile ko facewash lagakar

garm pani se dhokar use kumkum aur

chawal lagakar mandir mein chadaa do!

Phone ke rishte bhi ajib hote hai

Category: Friendship Sms, Funny Shayari, Hindi Shayari, Hindi Sms, Insult Sms.

Phone ke rishte bhi ajib hote hai.

Balance rakhkar bhi log garib hote hai

Khud to msg karte nahi hai,

Muft ke msg padhne ke kitne shauqin hote hai.

Dunia mein bahut Dard-e-tanhai hai

Category: Ascii Sms, Funny Sms, Insult Sms.

 ('.') Lo ji

<)'(> arz

_/'/_ kiya hai.

Dunia mein bahut

Dard-e-tanhai hai

\('',)/''wah

  \ \ wah

 _/ \_ wah

zalimo tum b msg kro meri kya muft ki kamai hai.

Sacche Friend ki 3 Nishaniyan

Category: Friendship Sms, Funny Sms, Hindi Sms, Insult Sms.

Sacche Friend ki 3 Nishaniyan:

1) Kamine Kabhi call nahi karenge.

2) Zalim has~has k sms padhenge.

3) Chahe jitni beizzati karlo.

Besharam SMS pura padhenge.

Agar koi achha sa msg ho to use jaldi se

Category: Funny Sms, Hindi Sms, Insult Sms, Naughty Sms, Scroll Down Sms.

Agar koi achha sa msg ho to use jaldi se

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Paper par likh kar almari me band kar do

Kahin galti se SEND na ho jaye KANJUS.

Mobile ek Mandir hai, Sim card uska Devta

Category: Funny Sms, Insult Sms, Naughty Sms.

Mobile ek MANDIR hai,

Sim card uska DEVTA,

Call karne wala PUJARI,

Sms bhejne wala DANI,

Padhane wala BHAKT

Reply na karne wala mandir ka BHIKARI.

Life Me kitne bhi Dukh mile Gam mile

Category: Funny Sms, Hindi Sms, Insult Sms, Naughty Sms.

Life Me kitne bhi

Dukh mile

Gam mile

apne aansu bah jane dena unhe

rokna mat

Kyuki